Fine print
The shop manual
Every tool wall has a manual nobody reads. Ours is short enough to finish before the kettle boils — and reading our pages means you're working to it.
We make the tools, the storefront runs the till
This is our own catalog of our own scoopers. Product facts come straight from our listings; every purchase, payment, delivery and refund happens on the partner storefront under its terms of sale. As an Amazon Associate this site earns from qualifying purchases.
Prices rust faster than our trays
Every price here was true when we stamped it and starts aging immediately. The number at the checkout is the only number that binds anyone.
It's a tool, use it like one
Long handles, metal teeth and flat spades are for yards, not fencing matches. Assemble per the push-pin instructions, store out of toddler reach, and the tool behaves for years.
Nothing here is professional advice
Not veterinary, not landscaping, not orthopedic — if a chore genuinely hurts, a doctor outranks a longer handle, and we'd rather you saw one.
The words and the tools are both ours
The texts, the scoopers and the pictures are all ours. Quote us with a link, treat the imagery kindly, and the shop stays friendly.
The manual can be reprinted
When these terms change, the change appears on this page and applies from that day forward. No retroactive torque specs.